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(These Dogs) Wanted, Dead or Alive
Good evening, folks. I am Pocket the Bandit. I am going to rob this little
casino now with my associate "The Darkness". The plan here tonight
is to snatch a cart from the change person, pull the cart straight out
the door where my dad comes pick us up. If this attempt is successful,
I will donate 90 percent of my profit to local animal shelters. (Nice Guy
May 17th, 2006
We live in Wild West.
First I sent "The Darkness" inside (He is invisible in the dark
casino floor.) in order to spot a perfect target. The Darkness came back
a few minutes later and say "Sir, I did not find any change person,
Sir." ... No change person in casino?
So I sneaked into the casino and took a look around. Indeed, there was
no casino personnel walking through the machines other than cocktail waitress.
Then I realized there was no sound of coins falling off the machines, and
there was no such things as coin bucket, either.
"Ticket In - Ticket Out" technology... ! It is believed that
Vegas casinos came up with this fancy idea in an effort of saving money
by getting rid of change person. However, the truth here is that casinos
have been so badly beaten by us dog bandits that they pulled all cash from
the entire casino floor.
Sorry, Dad. Mission incomplete... sob.
We shall be back !!
We stood there having no plan B, as one security guy came over and asked
us for ID's.
I showed him my fake Rabies Tag saying my name is Marty and we are from
Wisconsin coming down to Vegas for my nephew's wedding.
The Darkness quickly followed up by telling the security that his job is
herding milk cows in the farm and he has never seen so many neon lights
in his life. A perfect cover always saves our butts.